I Believe
I believe in thank you notes and heavy tipping. I believe that everyone is allowed a blind spot. I believe those bootstraps are a myth. I believe in the occasional extravagant expense. I believe in not...
View ArticleOn The Archives
I don’t read the archives of this blog. Ever. I have always been passionate, perhaps a bit emotional if I am honest with myself. And a bit meaning highly emotional when it comes to certain things....
View ArticleThings I Still Need To Learn
That smell in the fridge cannot be willed away. You do not need more black shirts. Do not. Or motorcycle boots. Sometimes, people don’t come to their senses. Gin is the Antichrist. People will not...
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On Doing What You Want
I did something I have been wanting to do for a while last week; I put a purple streak in my hair. Despite mulling it over for months, I hesitated. It is odd, really, this hesitation, given my general...
View ArticleOh, Sandy, Baby
Things I should do during Hurricane Sandy: clean my apartment remove questionable things from fridge fold errant pile of clothes basically, just get it together tell my loved ones I love them...
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On Today
One of my worst traits is I care too much. And no, really, not in a self-effacing, job interview question, “I just give and work and give” way, but in a “this shit consumes me and makes me a crazy...
View ArticleOn The Truth
I think if there is one real misconception about me–and there are many–it would be that I speak my mind all the time. I can assure you that I most certainly do not. This is evidenced by the fact that...
View ArticleOn Thanks
Nothing is stranger than looking in the mirror and seeing a grown woman staring back at you. Because, really, aren’t we all forever fifteen, stuck in our adolescent selves? I still see phantom pimples...
View ArticleI’d Like To Write Some Things
I’d like to write some things on the internet about how I feel. I write some things on the internet, you see, about how I feel from time to time. I would like to write about how I have become consumed...
View ArticleOn That One Time
So, I have been trying to think of a way to tell this story with humor. Because, yanno, it is easier to make sexist bullshit more pallatable with humor. A few months back, someone online was being...
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